E and I were window shopping on Amazon the other day, and we came across some really weird things.  We were cracking up and I thought I’d share with you all.  If you feel the urge to purchase any of these fine items, the images are linked back to the source.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Because you just never know when you might need a spare pair or five. Bonus? If you have another accident, these are disposable.

Butt Face Towel. Now, E really wants one of these because he has issues with the sharing of towels that his younger siblings do. He doesn’t want to accidentally wipe his face after brushing his teeth with the same one that his sister may have used on her… um… yeah. (His birthday is in June, y’all!)

These are pretty cool- I think I want them. Magic Wand Short & Pepper Shakers. How fun!

You know how when you stumble into the bathroom in the middle of the night and have to turn on the light to see and it’s blinding? Well just invest in some of this Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper and that’s a thing of the past.

What Would Jesus Wear? If you were ever curious, now you can have magnetic dress up.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap- The #1 after-genital-contact liquid soap.:

Seeing all these fun gag gifts makes me want to host one of those parties where everyone picks a random gift- A White Elephant or whatever they’re called- that people do around Christmas.