Oops I did it again

Sometimes life just doesn’t go as planned.  I know when I think of an unplanned pregnancy, I picture the girls on MTV’s Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant, but in reality, up to 49% of pregnancies weren’t planned.  Whether contraception fails, or was forgotten about, sometimes it just happens.

Luckily for those who find themselves with child unexpectedly, there is Pinterest.  I found some of the funniest announcements on there! If you’re looking for something unique and don’t want to put your older kids in Big Brother/Big Sister shirts like everyone else, here are some ideas for you.

As always with my Pinterest posts, click the image to go to the original source for more info!

Obviously, some people should stick to wine and coffee.  You can catch stuff from the water!

This one is especially appropriate for those who already have several children and anticipate snarky comments from friends and family.

I think this is hysterical- but only good if you have the patience to wait until you’re almost due AND don’t mind everyone seeing you in your undies.

This one totally speaks for itself.

And once you announce your surprise pregnancy, get ready for the influx of congratulation cards, like these:


Granny can get down!


Wordless Wednesday

You can't make this stuff up!

Misheard Lyrics

I have a really bad habit of thinking I hear one thing when the words are actually something totally different. For years, Billie Jean was not my mother. I sing the wrong words to just about every Rod Stewart song. It’s probably why I love Weird Al… he makes a living getting songs completely wrong.

I found this on YouTube and it cracked me up, so I wanted to share. I laughed so hard at potato wave and make me fries. Seriously, I can’t understand a thing Pearl Jam says the majority of the time, so this is totally how I sing things.

Buttocks.

I was debating using this as my Wordless Wednesday, but the explanation makes it oh so much funnier, and defeats the purpose of WORDLESS.

I was sitting on the couch, juggling the twins, who both wanted to cry or eat or be held… and Mia was reading us a story. Granted, she can’t read quite yet, so it’s often just descriptions of the pictures on the pages.

I have to admit, I really wasn’t paying attention to her… just tuning her out as I tried to keep the babies happy. But suddenly her ‘story’ caught my attention when she said “And then, there were BUTTOCKS!”

I said, “Mia, what did you say?”

“Buttocks, Mommy. I said buttocks.”

I don’t even know where she learned that word. It cracked me up. I asked her to show me the buttocks page, and she pointed to this horse’s ass. Of course included a picture for your enjoyment :)